Why Your Diet Doesn't Work

For those of you who just love to justify your forever-dieting-but-never-losing-weight weight loss diet, here are a bunch of lovely excuses!!

“A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.”

“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.”

“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”

“I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks”

“A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.”

“The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.”

"I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it."

"Remember when American moms used to tell their kids to finish dinner because children were starving in Africa ? Well, thanks a lot, Mom — Africans are still starving and American kids are obese."

"The journey of a thousand pounds begins with a single burger."